just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just google imaged poop.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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