My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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