he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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