Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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