bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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