Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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