omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
