I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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