I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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