It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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