I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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