if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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