Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
