You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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