I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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