I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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