we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think my mom watched the whole time
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
