Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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