can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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