No, you can still breathe under the balls.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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