i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
