God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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