Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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