I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
