Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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