when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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