We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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