Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I want to be your penis for a week.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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