Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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