I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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