It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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