When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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