If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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