question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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