I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
