let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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