You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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