just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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