If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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