This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
i believe in u and ur pee
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
