If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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