i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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