My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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