Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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