I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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