i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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