Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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