Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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