That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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