You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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